JOKE OF THE DAY

VERY SOON, MTN AND OTHER NETWORKS WILL START MAKING MONEY OFF ASUU STRIKE. YOU WILL SEE STUFF LIKE:

* TO GET ALL NEWS OF ASUU STRIKE, TEXT ASUU TO 38343. COST N100 PER WEEK

*PREDICT WHEN ASUU WILL CALL OFF STRIKE AND STAND A CHANCE TO BE A WINNER IN THE ASUU PREDICT AND WIN PROMO. PRICES INCLUDE 8 BRAND NEW HUMMER JEEPS, RETURN TRIP TO DUBAI(ALL EXPENSE PAID), RECHARGE CARDS WORTH BILLIONS OF NAIRA AND THE MEGA PRICE OF A BRAND NEW AEROPLANE. TEXT YOUR PREDICTIONS TO 38323. SEND AS MUCH AS YOU CAN AS MULTIPLE ENTRIES INCREASES YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING. COST N100 PER SMS

* DOWNLOAD THE NEW ASUU CALLERTUNE AND GET YOUR  CALLERS GROOVING. TEXT ASUU TO 4100. COST N50 MONTHLY.


ENJOYS YOUR DAY AND HAPPY STRIKE TO ALL NIGERIAN STUDENTS .